Prepare to be judged. Harshly.

Packers D/ST

DST

James's Scary Team

PEER REVIEW: James closes with Green Bay's defense after Hunter Henry sat on the board through his kicker and his defense. Five backs, five receivers, one tight end, and no plan for the week that tight end rests.

Jaguars D/ST

DST

4th and Inshes

PEER REVIEW: Colin already took the Jacksonville kicker, so now he owns their defense too. He's collecting a franchise that finished last year without Hunter Henry, T.J. Hockenson, or anyone who could play his empty tight end slot.

Jets D/ST

DST

Tyler's Talented Team

PEER REVIEW: For the Jets defense to carry Tyler, the pass rush has to arrive, the offense has to keep games close, and four quarterbacks have to somehow cover for the one tight end he never backed up. Hunter Henry was available the entire time.

Chargers D/ST

DST

Da Reigning Champ

PEER REVIEW: Chenell's kicker came eleven rounds ago and the defense came last, which is a strange order to do anything in. Hunter Henry was still sitting there, and she's got one tight end and five receivers arguing over three chairs.

Evan McPherson

K · CIN

Mr. Anderson

PEER REVIEW: Last pick of the draft, and Jesse finally addresses a position he can start. Six running backs, one tight end, and a kicker. Hunter Henry sat there all night waiting for a man who kept buying handcuffs instead.

Zach Charbonnet

RB · SEA

Mr. Anderson

PEER REVIEW: Charbonnet tore his ACL in the playoff game against the 49ers, and his 2026 is in doubt. Jesse's answer to five backs for three spots was a sixth one who might not walk out there. He's now hedging a backfield with a hospital bed.

Tyler Loop

K · BAL

Tyler's Talented Team

PEER REVIEW: For a rookie Baltimore kicker to be the right call here, Hunter Henry has to be a myth, Tyler's one tight end has to never take a week off, and a fourth quarterback has to somehow become a tight end by September.

Cairo Santos

K · CHI

James's Scary Team

PEER REVIEW: James went kicker with Hunter Henry, Hockenson and Sadiq all still on the board and exactly one tight end on his roster. Five backs, five receivers, and the guy he added kicks for the Bears.

Lions D/ST

DST

PKM Playmakers

PEER REVIEW: The Lions defense joins Mike's Lions tight end, so at least two of his purchases have met. Meanwhile Hunter Henry and Hockenson both sat there while Mike bought more Detroit merchandise for a roster that already has five receivers and three spots.

Patriots D/ST

DST

Waiting to draft...

PEER REVIEW: Evan's roster is finally legal, and it cost him Hunter Henry. One tight end for one slot means a bye week where his lineup card has a blank space and his bench has a defense that can't catch anything.

Cam Little

K · JAX

Waiting to draft...

PEER REVIEW: For Evan's kicker to matter, Jacksonville has to drive well and then stop, repeatedly, for seventeen weeks. He still has no defense, three quarterbacks, and eight hundred and nine better players went unclaimed while he solved his least urgent problem.

Cameron Dicker

K · LAC

PKM Playmakers

PEER REVIEW: Mike took a kicker carrying a questionable tag while Hunter Henry sat there healthy. Two tight ends, five receivers, two running backs, and the newest addition might not be able to kick. The group photo keeps getting harder to schedule.

Ka'imi Fairbairn

K · HOU

4th and Inshes

PEER REVIEW: Colin's got three quarterbacks, five receivers, one tight end and no defense, so naturally the thirteenth round goes to a kicker. He's assembled an offense that can't be fully deployed and hired a guy to clean up after it.

Jason Myers

K · SEA

Jay's Team

PEER REVIEW: Jay finally got the kicker, three rounds after the defense. Now Seattle has to be good, the wind has to behave, and eight hundred and nine better players have to quietly stop existing.

Steelers D/ST

DST

Keshia's Top-Notch Team

PEER REVIEW: Keshia's had a good draft mostly by accident, and now she's taken Pittsburgh's defense with eight hundred and ten better names still up. Five running backs, three receivers, one tight end. The clerical errors have stopped favoring her.

Eagles D/ST

DST

Mr. Anderson

PEER REVIEW: Round thirteen for the Eagles defense while Hunter Henry, an actual tight end, sat there for anyone who wanted him. Jesse already has five backs for three spots. He's stocking positions he can't start and skipping the one he can.

Seahawks D/ST

DST

Doug's Dangerous Team

PEER REVIEW: For Seattle's defense in round twelve to work, the sacks have to come, the matchups have to line up, and Doug's fifth receiver has to stay on the bench where he belongs. He already had the kicker.

Rams D/ST

DST

Jay's Team

PEER REVIEW: A second defense in round twelve, and Jay still hasn't found a kicker. He's now got two units waiting for the other team to make a mistake and nobody on his roster who can put the ball through anything.

Travis Hunter

WR · JAX

4th and Inshes

PEER REVIEW: The blurb says full-time focus on defense. Colin drafted him as a receiver. Somewhere in Jacksonville a cornerback is about to score zero points a week for the 4th and Inshes, while Dalton Kincaid plays offense for somebody else.

Jordyn Tyson

WR · NO

James's Scary Team

PEER REVIEW: Injuries cost Tyson time in all four college seasons, and he's on injured reserve right now. James took him twelve rounds in, then hid him behind four other receivers where nobody has to watch him not play.

Jake Ferguson

TE · DAL

PKM Playmakers

PEER REVIEW: Third in receptions and touchdowns among tight ends, nine top-12 weeks, and nobody better on the board. Mike got that right by round twelve, which means he's now got two tight ends and five receivers fighting over three lineup spots. Progress of a kind.

Jacoby Brissett

QB · ARI

4th and Inshes

PEER REVIEW: Three quarterbacks, one tight end, and no kicker or defense in sight. Colin took the guy whose career high before last year was 12.9 points, so the third one's insurance on a surprise.

Broncos D/ST

DST

Jay's Team

PEER REVIEW: For a defense in round eleven to pay off, Denver has to be elite, the matchups have to cooperate, and eight hundred and twenty-six better players have to be worse than they look. Jay still doesn't have a kicker or a second quarterback.

Harrison Butker

K · KC

Bree's Badass Boys

PEER REVIEW: Two kickers now, and Bree's paired them like a set. The Chief and the 49er, both waiting for someone else's drive to die, and neither one can play the same Sunday.

Kyle Monangai

RB · CHI

Da Reigning Champ

PEER REVIEW: A seventh-rounder who ran 4.6 a carry and pushed D'Andre Swift for the backfield, and only three better players were even left. Chenell just took the best pick of her draft eleven rounds after the kicker. Some plan.

Jayden Reed

WR · GB

Doug's Dangerous Team

PEER REVIEW: Five receivers, two receiver slots, one flex. Doug's added a Packer who played seven games and scored one touchdown, in Week 1, and he's now got more guys competing for a bench seat than a lineup spot.

Josh Downs

WR · IND

Doug's Dangerous Team

PEER REVIEW: Downs has to outgrow the slot, survive a crowded offense, and start scoring near a goal line he's too small for. Three straight years finishing between 35th and 45th, and Doug moved up forty-one better players to get there.

Jordan Addison

WR · MIN

Da Reigning Champ

PEER REVIEW: Addison's targets, catches, yards and touchdowns have all gone down two years running, and Chenell paid round ten for the belief that Minnesota fixed the quarterback. Travis Kelce watched the whole transaction.

Michael Wilson

WR · ARI

Bree's Badass Boys

PEER REVIEW: Wilson needs Brissett throwing to him again, Marvin Harrison Jr. to stay off the field, and those eight games to matter more than the thirty-eight before them. Bree's built a kicker, a defense, and a hope that somebody else gets hurt.

Aaron Rodgers

QB · PIT

Tyler's Talented Team

PEER REVIEW: Rodgers ranked 23rd of 28 qualified quarterbacks in QBR and Tyler took him fifty-five picks ahead of where Pittsburgh's own fans would have. That's a fourth quarterback with Travis Kelce still on the board. Tyler keeps drafting names his box scores can't back up.

Cam Ward

QB · TEN

Waiting to draft...

PEER REVIEW: Three quarterbacks, three backs, three receivers. Perfectly balanced, no tight end, no kicker, no defense, and the newest quarterback led the league in getting sacked. Evan's building a roster like he's filling out a bingo card.

Sam LaPorta

TE · DET

Substation Superstars

PEER REVIEW: LaPorta missed a camp practice with a hip and the coach sounded fine about Week 1. The computer took the best player left, again, and Justin has now been outdrafted eight straight times by software that still won't get him a second quarterback.

Mike Washington Jr.

RB · LV

Bree's Badass Boys

PEER REVIEW: A 4.33 at 223 pounds is a great combine and a rough college resume everywhere but Arkansas. Bree took the workout in round nine while Sam LaPorta kept sitting there, and she still has two running backs total.

Harrison Mevis

K · LAR

Da Reigning Champ

PEER REVIEW: Second kicker of the round. Chenell is defending champ, so I assume there's a plan, and the plan is apparently to be the only person in America who saw Mark Andrews on the board and thought about field goals.

Brandon Aubrey

K · DAL

Doug's Dangerous Team

PEER REVIEW: Doug wanted the kicker locked down in round nine. Travis Kelce was sitting there and Doug looked past him for a man who only gets to work after the offense quits.

Ravens D/ST

DST

Bree's Badass Boys

PEER REVIEW: Round eight, and Bree takes a defense. She's got one running back, a kicker, and now a whole unit of players who score when her opponents mess up. She's not drafting a team, she's drafting the other team's bad day.

Marvin Harrison Jr.

WR · ARI

Tyler's Talented Team

PEER REVIEW: Harrison needs the goal line work to finally convert, the five missed games to stay in the past, and two straight seasons of finishing around fortieth to be somebody else's fault. Tyler's now taken two guys whose real stats keep losing arguments with their reputations.

MarShawn Lloyd

RB · GB

James's Scary Team

PEER REVIEW: One game since 2024. James spent pick eighty-eight on a guy whose entire NFL career fits inside a Sunday afternoon, and Sam LaPorta was right there being an actual tight end.

Courtland Sutton

WR · DEN

Substation Superstars

PEER REVIEW: Sutton's fine. He's also the fourth receiver on a roster that still starts two quarterbacks and owns one. The laptop keeps making good picks at the wrong position, like a butler who's superb at everything except answering the door.

Carnell Tate

WR · TEN

Waiting to draft...

PEER REVIEW: For Tate to pay off in round eight, the efficiency has to survive a target load he never carried at Ohio State, the slow forty has to mean nothing, and the questionable tag has to clear. Evan bought the college highlight reel and the medical file in one transaction.

Rome Odunze

WR · CHI

Substation Superstars

PEER REVIEW: Odunze scored five touchdowns in four weeks, then one in the next eight, then got hurt. The autodrafter took the whole ride and Justin still owns one quarterback, which is the only part of this team he's personally responsible for.

Eddy Pineiro

K · SF

Bree's Badass Boys

PEER REVIEW: Round seven, first kicker off the board, and Bree went and got a 49er. She's not stacking an offense, she's collecting the guy who waits on the sideline for it to stall.

Malik Willis

QB · MIA

Jay's Team

PEER REVIEW: One hundred fifty-five career pass attempts. Jay looked at a guy with less NFL passing than most backups and moved him up a hundred picks because the small numbers were pretty.

Terry McLaurin

WR · WSH

PKM Playmakers

PEER REVIEW: For this to land, McLaurin has to shake off seven missed games, Jayden Daniels has to shake off ten, and the 2024 version of both has to come back at once. Mike keeps buying the group photo nobody's taken yet.

Josh Jacobs

RB · GB

Substation Superstars

PEER REVIEW: Jacobs came back from the injury averaging 14.6 touches and 11.3 points, which is the half of last season nobody quotes. Justin's computer is now running his draft, running it fine, and still hasn't gotten him a second quarterback.

Sam Darnold

QB · SEA

Tyler's Talented Team

PEER REVIEW: Fifth in the NFL in passing yards, 27th in fantasy points per game. Tyler saw that and figured the fix was taking him ahead of Travis Etienne.

Breece Hall

RB · NYJ

Jay's Team

PEER REVIEW: Jay took the guy every list on earth said take, and it's genuinely the right call. He also still has one quarterback in a format that starts two, so the courage will show up eventually.

C.J. Stroud

QB · HOU

Bree's Badass Boys

PEER REVIEW: Bree needs Stroud to reverse three straight years of declining passing production, rediscover the rushing touchdowns he stopped getting after his rookie year, and beat the 13.8 points he's averaged since. All that, in round four, with Breece Hall on the board.

Brock Bowers

TE · LV

Substation Superstars

PEER REVIEW: Bowers missed five full games and still finished second among tight ends per game with 13 end zone targets. The laptop is now three-for-three on picks Justin would have talked himself out of.

Rashee Rice

WR · KC

Substation Superstars

PEER REVIEW: Year four and Rice still hasn't played a full season as a starter. Missed most of 2024 hurt, missed nine games last year to a suspension and another injury, and the machine drafted him like the sample size is a promise.

Saquon Barkley

RB · PHI

Keshia's Top-Notch Team

PEER REVIEW: Barkley was the best player left and Keshia took him. She just spent a first-round pick on a 38-year-old passer two rounds ago, so I'm treating this one as a clerical error in her favor.

Caleb Williams

QB · CHI

Mr. Anderson

PEER REVIEW: Jesse's second quarterback completes 58 percent of his passes, which is among the worst in football. Round two. Nobody outside this room has ever done that on purpose.

A.J. Brown

WR · NE

Bree's Badass Boys

PEER REVIEW: A.J. Brown in a new uniform after a June trade, taken ahead of Derrick Henry, Achane and Barkley. Bree paid full Philadelphia price for a receiver who now has to learn New England.

Trevor Lawrence

QB · JAX

Substation Superstars

PEER REVIEW: For this to work, the autodrafter has to be right about Lawrence repeating a career year, right about volume covering fine-at-best efficiency, and right that Ja'Marr Chase wasn't worth a look. Justin still hasn't turned his laptop on.

Jaxson Dart

QB · NYG

PKM Playmakers

PEER REVIEW: Mike bet round two on a second-year Giant whose trio with Skattebo and Nabers managed 18 snaps together all of last year. Analysts spent the offseason calling that group overvalued, and Mike read it as a shopping list.

Jonathan Taylor

RB · IND

Substation Superstars

PEER REVIEW: Justin wasn't there. The computer took the back who led the NFL in carries and touchdowns and left nobody better on the board. Congratulations to Justin on the best decision he didn't make.

Jalen Hurts

QB · PHI

Bree's Badass Boys

PEER REVIEW: Fourth quarterback in five picks. Bree's guy just posted his worst per-game season as a starter and lost most of what made him special on the ground, and she paid a first-round price for the leftovers.

Lamar Jackson

QB · BAL

Da Reigning Champ

PEER REVIEW: Chenell watched two quarterbacks go and figured the correct response was a third. Lamar averaged 13.5 points over his last nine games last year, which is the part of the rebound story nobody puts on the poster.

Matthew Stafford

QB · LAR

Keshia's Top-Notch Team

PEER REVIEW: Keshia took a 38-year-old in the first round of a draft that will finish before his 18th season starts. He led the league in yards and touchdowns and everybody in America still waited another five rounds. She decided the wait was the mistake.

Jayden Daniels

QB · WSH

Doug's Dangerous Team

PEER REVIEW: Second overall, and Doug takes a quarterback who played seven games and scored fewer points per game than the year before. Jahmyr Gibbs sat there the whole time, healthy, watching a guy get drafted on the strength of a rookie season.