Best & Worst Performers

Da Reigning Champ

Chenell Basilio

Zero points were reachable from Chenell’s bench that were not already in the lineup. Nothing to second-guess, which must be a strange feeling.

Da Reigning Champ

Chenell Basilio

Chenell took Tyler Huntley (QB · BAL) off the scrap heap and he returned 28.0 pts in his first week. Somebody was reading the fine print.

PKM Playmakers

Mike Schmitz

The projections had Drake Maye (QB · NE) down for 22.7. Mike got 47.5. Nobody saw that coming, except the one person who started him.

Dad Bod

Jay Clouse

Jay beat Substation Superstars (Justin Moore) with 113.2 points — less than any other winner managed. In and out before the alarm went off.

PKM Playmakers

Mike Schmitz

47.5 pts from Drake Maye (QB · NE). The top started score of the week, and Mike is the one who wrote him into the lineup.

Mr. Anderson

Jesse Anderson

Jesse was projected for 128.3 and scored 128.9. No drama, no disasters, nothing to talk about. The scientific method in team form.

Substation Superstars

Justin Moore

From best starter to worst, Justin spanned 18.4 points. A lineup with no main character.

PKM Playmakers

Mike Schmitz

Mike won, and Drake Maye (QB · NE) was 39% of the reason why. The rest of the lineup was a formality.

All Bark, All Bite

Keshia Villas

Keshia had 7 starters clear their projection — more than anybody else in the league. Whatever is going on over there, it is working.

Dad Bod

Jay Clouse

The closest game on the board: Jay over Substation Superstars (Justin Moore) by 0.6. Both managers aged a year.

All Bark, All Bite

Keshia Villas

The deficit was 56.3 before Sunday kickoff. Keshia erased all of it and beat Nobody Knows (Doug Rotman). Recovery complete, nerves not.

Bree's Badass Boys

Bree Noble

The lowest score in the league belongs to Bree at 95.1 points. Somewhere in there was a lineup decision. It did not help.

Nobody Knows

Doug Rotman

There is no lineup lesson here. Doug scored 172.8, the best total among the week’s losers, and met All Bark, All Bite (Keshia Villas) anyway.

Bree's Badass Boys

Bree Noble

PKM Playmakers (Mike Schmitz) beat Bree by 27.0 points. The widest margin of the week, and it was never in doubt.

Dad Bod

Jay Clouse

Jay won, and left 35.4 points on the bench doing it. Nobody is checking the receipts on a win.

Mr. Anderson

Jesse Anderson

Jesse slid from 5 to 10 this week. Free fallin’, and not in the fun Tom Petty way.

All Bark, All Bite

Keshia Villas

Jordan Love (QB · GB) scored 29.3 pts and Keshia got to keep none of them. Rostered, watched, wasted.

Nix Pix a Puka Six

Colin Gray

Colin made 11 roster moves this week and still lost to Da Reigning Champ (Chenell Basilio). Sometimes the big brain is the problem.